1. Saggers can keep their pants pulled up to the waist for a full week. I promise, this gift will bring your mother to tears of joy.
2. Vegans, eat some of yo mamma’s Soul Food, you will have the happiest mother in the ER waiting room.
3. Atheist, go to church with momma & grandma without any quips or judgement, hell walk down on Alter Call & rededicate your life to Jesus. This is the ultimate MD gift! Then on Monday, do like most of the real Christians and go on living your life as you did before Jesus.
All these gifts are free and will bring more joy than anything you can buy. I got more if you need em.