First Lady Michelle Obama will be in Groton for submarine christening
I’m sure all you ChiTown Citizens and Obamites are happy to know that your FLOTUS will be christening a Nuclear submarine called the USS Illinois this weekend.
Yes, Illinois, the state that can’t fund its schools, or meet its
pension obligations, the city that is trying to finance itself off of
parking tickets and taxing the shit out of people whom don’t get paid
shit in the first damn place is having an unneeded and unwanted nuclear
sub named after it, and a homegrown Sister will be its maid of honor.
The Obamas have been extremely loyal to the Military–industrial complex
since day one of Obama’s administration, and he’s approved more
military funding than any president before him, and initiated more wars
and bombings than GW Bush every did, so we shouldn’t be surprised that
more Corporate welfare
in the form of a half-billion dollar nuclear sub would be on the table
as the state that the sub is named after goes further under.
I’m
sure you Obamites will be more concerned about who designed the dress
MO is wearing to the christening than the larger political and economic
implications of…..bla, bla, bla, bla, bla.
Why am I even wasting my fucking time?